What do you do when....

1. Someone tells you to your face you're lying when you are not!

2. a teacher all but calls your child stupid ("She just doesn't have it up there!")

3. when you don't think God knows who you are?

4. you think you are cursed with gremlins who create havoc around you?

5. you know you are losing more and more words?

6. the organizational gene is missing from your DNA?

7. the punctuality gene is missing from your DNA?

8. everyone shows up early and you're right on time but seem late because those early birds are already there!

9. you need one more dime to have enough money for a purchase at the check-out counter.

10. it is your turn to check out at the register and you realize that you used the last check last night and you know your credit card is maxed out?

11. you just flirted with that attractive man who you just realized is 20 years younger or that you are 20 years older and now you're embarrassed!

12. you're always late to the business meeting? Always, even though you try to be on time!

13. no one listens to you.....

14. your best friend gets all the attention from the boys and you get none at all (you're both 12 and one of you is devastated!)!

15. you realize it is midnight and your carriage will turn into a pumpkin at any moment and you're just not ready to go!